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“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
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Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Special High Intensity Teaching
Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.