How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.