Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...