Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Marriage Anonymous
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The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
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Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
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Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
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Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...