Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....