Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...