Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...