Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!