Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Beneficial Alzheimers
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Banned Children’s Books
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The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...