A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
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Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Things not to say during sex!
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What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
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Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
It’s croak-et!
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Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...