The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....