Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...