Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...