The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.