How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...