Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...