The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...