Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!