The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...