So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John