Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Salami & the Talibuttheads
Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...