What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
No Such Thing As Good Man
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Clean those restrooms
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Elephant Jokes Eight
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Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...