The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...