General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...