Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...