What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...