What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...