Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?