La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...