A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
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|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...