Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Stupid Insults 23/31
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My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
CHOCOLATE
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Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
7 Quickies!
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Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...