Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...