No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...