You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!