Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...