Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...