What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...