Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...