I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Think YOU are having a bad day? . . .
THINK YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY…. check it out these actual cases.Fire authorities in...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...