They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...