Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...