Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
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As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.