Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....