Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...