Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
True stupid stories 01
Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!