Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...