women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...