What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...