This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...