Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...